Dear Flappy Bird,
You don’t know me but I know you pretty well. I’ve only
known you for two days but you’ve already caused me so much pain. You made me
think that I am not capable of taking care of you and you made me feel like
such a loser, I’ve let you fall more than a thousand times already. If your
bones can break maybe you’re powdered by now. That’s how many times I’ve let
you hit the huge pipes. And that made me wonder why those pipes are even taller
than those buildings in the city? Is that some kind of pipe mutation? And don’t
get me started with you, with your inability to fly on your own. Is it because you’re
overweight? I seriously think that you have to eat healthy, I’m guessing your
BMI is out of bounds. If it’s normal you can just fly on your own like every
normal avian and not depend on some humans to tap tap tap.
Flappy bird, it’s just TWO days but I’ve already given up on
you. My mind told me to just give it time, but I know for a fact that you will
just continue to let me down (or is it me that will continue to let you down?)
and I don’t want to have that anxiety again. It’s just too much especially when
it comes from a bird like you. You didn’t even care to give me at least a
single medal. How could you? Most of the people on my FB newsfeed are showing
of and here I am sitting in a corner curled up because I just can’t have what
they have. And those are freaking medals!
I have to say goodbye to you for now. When I’m ready to face
the pain again you’ll know it, I’ll be guiding your unproportioned wings coursing
the city.
Not Yours,
Kriann
