When I was Younger...

• I’d put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms. 
• Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose. 
• Slept with all my dolls as a child so none of them got offended.
• Had that one pen with 4 colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once. 
• Poured soda into a cup and acting like I were drinking coffee. 
• The hardest decision was choosing which Nintendo game to play. 
• Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leave because they’re taking too long.
• Faked being asleep, so I could be allowed to play afterwards. 
• Used to think that the moon followed the car, this applies to trees as well.
• Watching two drops of rain roll down the window and pretending it was a race. 
• The only ‘fake’ friends i had were invisible ones . 
• I used to sing in the shower. (Now? I make life decisions in there now).
• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy. 

Bruised knees heals better than a broken heart.

Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up…what the hell were we thinking?